Collection: Unhinged Hoodies
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Doin' It For The Ho, Ho, Ho's Hoodie
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All I Want For Christmas Is Booze Hoodie
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Hail Santa Hoodie
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Matching Christmas Sweaters Hoodie
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Rockin' With My Gnomies Hoodie
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Rollin' Up Some Christmas Cheer Hoodie
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Make Men Lonely Again Hoodie
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All Men Are Cremated Equal Hoodie
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Kicking The Oxygen Habit Hoodie
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The Unhinged Hoodie Collection From Double Cross Clothing Co.
If you're someone who has always embraced your morbid sense of humor or if your internal monologue might make the average person a bit uneasy, then our unhinged t-shirts and sweatshirt collection is perfect for you. At Double Cross Clothing Co., we believe in embracing the chaos of life with a cozy and unapologetically dark and twisted getup. Our collection of unhinged sweatshirt and hoodie designs aren't for the faint of heart--they're mostly for those who feel as if the world is going off the rails, and they're just here to enjoy the ride. If you've ever felt the need to proclaim that you're "Not Mom's Favorite" or that "My Next Piercing Will Be My Frontal Lobe," our unhinged collection is all you need.
Unapologetically Twisted
We didn't name our collection "unhinged" for just any old reason. Whether you love our feral sweatshirt or absolutely need our "Enraged and Deranged" shirt, this collection's for you. Our unhinged collection is loaded with designs that are deliberately dark, edgy, and just the right amount of twisted. We know how wild and messy life can be at times, which is why an unhinged sweatshirt or tee is the perfect accessory to reflect the internal chaos that's happening beneath the surface.
With slogans such as "Please Be Nice to Me, Or I Will Break Your Kneecaps" and "I Don't Trust Anyone Who Genuinely Enjoys My Company," our unhinged collection holds nothing back and takes no prisoners. This sweatshirt and hoodie collection is perfect for anyone who is ready and eager to lean into the chaos of life while also letting those around you know you're not in the mood for nonsense. If you're about "Kicking the Oxygen Habit" or if you "Support Women's Rage," we have a hoodie or sweatshirt that can help you express how you feel in just about any situation or scenario.
Care Instructions for Our Unhinged Hoodie Collection
Just because your hoodie lets the world know you have "Crippling Anxiety" or that you're "Powered by Zoloft" doesn't mean caring for it should add to your daily stress. All of our current hoodies available from Double Cross Clothing are made-to-order for sustainability purposes. Each of our hoodies is also made with a quality 50/50 Cotton-Poly blend. If you love yourself a hoodie or pullover, we've got a few care instructions to keep in mind when adding to your current unhinged collection:
- Cold Water: Wash sweatshirt and hoodie options in our collection inside out with cold water.
- Drying: Dry our hoodies and sweatshirts from our unhinged collection at medium/low heat for optimal results
- Avoid: When caring for a hoodie from our unhinged collection, it's imperative to avoid bleaching or dry cleaning the materials to ensure proper care and an extended lifespan. You should also avoid ironing directly on the printed designs, regardless of your preferred unhinged look. Ironing directly over the designs may cause the sarcasm to melt right off, leaving you with a sad and ruined hoodie, shirt, or pullover.
- Handle With Care: While all of our hoodies, sweatshirts, and t-shirts in our collections are made from high-quality materials, we still say that a little care goes a long way
Get Yours Now & Let Your Inner Madness Show!
If you're ready to let your unhinged nature come out and you're determined to do so in style, Double Cross Clothing Co. has everything you need to build the most chaotic wardrobe possible. From classic retro cartoon hoodies to unhinged crop tops, crewnecks, hoodies, t-shirts, and sweatshirts, we've got everything you need to let your inner madness show when you're simply done pretending.
When you're ready to live authentically, even when life feels like a dumpster fire, the Unhinged Hoodie collection has your back; with Double Cross Clothing Co., our unhinged shirts might be the perfect addition you need for your next family gathering or therapy appointment. With Double Cross Clothing Co., you don't have to keep it together, and you just have to keep it cozy and unhinged. Shop now and embrace your inner madness while letting the world know exactly where you stand.